overheard thoughts

Day 26. A Movie That Was Filmed Where You Live (Or Close To)

My town is way too small for any movies to be filmed here, but there are some big movies that have used the great state of Minnesota to film. These include…

Mallrats was filmed in a mall about two hours away from me. 

Parts of Juno were set an hour away from me and they filmed there as well.

Fargo wasn’t shot in Fargo at all but they filmed at locations around Minnesota that I’ve been to. 

Day 25. A Movie You Could Quote Word For Word (Or Near Enough)

I can quote Step Brothers like no other. At one point in time I watched the movie so much I knew all the times on every clock, but I’ve found other movies since then. Here are some of my favoritres. 

Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth. 

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job”. 

The only reason you’re living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we’ll put up with the retard in the meantime. 

Hey man. Did you touch my drumset?